Some of the faces have been changed to protect the viewer....

Rob
Rob

A sober Scotsman - What's that all about?

Lyall
Lyall

So chirpy! All you need to do is ask him if he fancies a pint....

Renee and Chris W
Renee and Chris W

On their recent honeymoon trip to Hawaii. Congratulations boys.

Jo
Jo

His wife's favourite Avondale player, although given how often he shoots over the bar it's hard to see why!

Lele
Lele

Hydration is key to optimal athletic performance.

Big Greg
Big Greg

Our 1st team Captain for some years now. Mess with the gentle giant at your peril.... you should see the other guy!

Swedish Chris
Swedish Chris

Shame Greg had just jumped off the chair when the shot was taken.

Steve
Steve

Fortunately he scores more goals than he catches fish. Here's a collectors item.

Pete
Pete

It's possible that we've discovered why he's letting in so many goals these days!

Barry
Barry

One of our many international players and probably the most eloquent at our post-match press conferences.

Angus
Angus

Angus is frequently our top goal scorer, despite his weight and height fluctuating wildly. Seen here shortly before an infamous international incident. You'll see more fat on a butcher's apron!

Maarten
Maarten

Used to be so athletic... Like marking a bicycle in fact!

Pink Parkin
Pink Parkin

Dreaming up another event for our extra-pool calendar. The social secretary's work is never done.

Focco
Focco

Dealing with all of the secretarial duties is a daunting and thirst inducing job. If you need an email ignored you're talking to the right man.

Nasty!
Nasty!

Very sad to see the Avondale brand being dragged through the gusset.

Lord Leatherhead
Lord Leatherhead

Thorpedo, with that cultured right arm... Style and sophistication down to his fingertips.