Some of the faces have been changed to protect the viewer....
His wife's favourite Avondale player, although given how often he shoots over the bar it's hard to see why!
Our 1st team Captain for some years now. Mess with the gentle giant at your peril.... you should see the other guy!
One of our many international players and probably the most eloquent at our post-match press conferences.
Angus is frequently our top goal scorer, despite his weight and height fluctuating wildly. Seen here shortly before an infamous international incident. You'll see more fat on a butcher's apron!
Dealing with all of the secretarial duties is a daunting and thirst inducing job. If you need an email ignored you're talking to the right man.