A sober Scotsman - What's that all about?

So chirpy! All you need to do is ask him if he fancies a pint....

On their recent honeymoon trip to Hawaii. Congratulations boys.

His wife's favourite Avondale player, although given how often he shoots over the bar it's hard to see why!

Hydration is key to optimal athletic performance.

Our 1st team Captain for some years now. Mess with the gentle giant at your peril.... you should see the other guy!

Shame Greg had just jumped off the chair when the shot was taken.

Fortunately he scores more goals than he catches fish. Here's a collectors item.

It's possible that we've discovered why he's letting in so many goals these days!

One of our many international players and probably the most eloquent at our post-match press conferences.

Angus is frequently our top goal scorer, despite his weight and height fluctuating wildly. Seen here shortly before an infamous international incident. You'll see more fat on a butcher's apron!

Used to be so athletic... Like marking a bicycle in fact!

Dreaming up another event for our extra-pool calendar. The social secretary's work is never done.

Dealing with all of the secretarial duties is a daunting and thirst inducing job. If you need an email ignored you're talking to the right man.

Very sad to see the Avondale brand being dragged through the gusset.

Thorpedo, with that cultured right arm... Style and sophistication down to his fingertips.